HELLO PEOPLE.

I apologise for leaving out some names in the list the other time, you guys have to excuse me. Getting old already. Memory is failing me. Haha. Anyway, I guess it's exam period now, so GOOD LUCK! The J1 batch have already finished our promotional exams. But well, getting back results isn't fun. Juniors, some advice... STUDY EXTREMELY HARD when you get into JC, seriously, it's way harder than sec school, even though you're taking only a few subjects. Haha.

Shall leave you guys with a few stuff to look at....
1. The Terrible F1 Accident.

2. ONLY THE ENGLISH COULD HAVE INVENTED THIS LANGUAGE

We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes,
But the plural of ox becomes oxen, not oxes.
One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese,
Yet the plural of moose should never be meese.
You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice,
Yet the plural of house is houses, not hice.

If the plural of man is always called men,
Then shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen?
If I speak of my foot and show you my feet,
And I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?
If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,
Why shouldn't the plural of booth be called beeth?

Then one may be that, and three would be those,
Yet hat in the plural would never be hose,
And the plural of cat is cats, not cose.
We speak of a brother and also of brethren,
But though we say mother, we never say methren.
Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him,
But imagine the feminine: she, shis and shim!

Let's face it - English is a crazy language.
There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger;
neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
English muffins weren't invented in England.
We take English for granted, but if we explore its paradoxes,
we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square,
and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing,
grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham?
Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend.
If you have a bunch of odds and ends
and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?

If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Sometimes I think all the folks who grew up speaking English
should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane.

In what other language do people recite at a play and play at a recital?
We ship by truck but send cargo by ship.
We have noses that run and feet that smell.
We park in a driveway and drive in a parkway.
And how can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same,
while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language
in which your house can burn up as it burns
down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out,
and in which an alarm goes off by going on.
And, in closing, if Father is Pop, Â how come Mother's not Mop?

AND IF PEOPLE FROM POLAND ARE CALLED POLES THEN PEOPLE FROM HOLLAND SHOULD
BE HOLES AND THE GERMANS, GERMS

3.
Q1) Ah Mei's dad has 7 wives. The 5th and 7th are Africans.
Guess a Chinese idiom.
A1) Wu Qi Ma Hei

Q2) There's a party in the forest. Who didn't get to eat the cake!?!
A2) GRASS because Cao Mei Dan Gao

Q3) Ah bao was murdered! However, the police quickly found the killer.
Who was it?
A3) Ah Dou because Dou Sha Bao

Q4) Xiao Bai and Da Bai are bros. As Xiao Bai grows older, he looks more
and more like his bro. Guess a Chinese idiom.
A4) Zhen Xiang Da Bai

Q5) Osama, Bush , Blair and Saddam play mahjong. Who will win first??
A5) Saddam Hussein because Saddam Hu Xian

Q6) What's the panda's 2 biggest wishes?
A6) i. Get rid of dark eyes ring
ii.Taking colour photo

Q7) Who will pick up the dumpling (ba zhang) on the floor?
A7) Xiang Long because Xiang Long Shi Ba Zhang

Q8) There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencils in a box. The Female pencil got
pregnant!! Which Male pencil is responsible?
A8) The one without the rubber

Q9) Xiao Ming drinks milk to grow up. What does Da Ming drink?
A9) Alcohol because Jiu Yang Da Ming

Q10) Which brand of shampoo is the wealthiest?
A10) "Lux" Super Rich

HOPE SOMETHING MADE YOU SMILE (:


;dorlisa

the main ingredient in stardom will be NYBT! ♥ 5:44 PM

Hey NYBT! =)

I was thinking that, maybe we could use this blog for updates and all, esp. for those old old seniors (like me) to know what's going on. Say, maybe you can update us on dates you guys are having the seniors farewell and all, or tournament dates. Or you could just take a photo of Mr wee and upload it here so we won't miss him that much, haha. =) For those people whom i haven't invited to this blog, can lili or minhui add them? Esp the juniors. Thanks! We should form an nybt alumni, maybe it can start slowly from here.

HAPPY TRAINING GUYS! =)

love,
dorlisa

the main ingredient in stardom will be NYBT! ♥ 1:04 PM

EH EH

DEAD BLOG DEAD BLOG!

the main ingredient in stardom will be NYBT! ♥ 12:12 AM

HEEELLLLOOOO :)

i was bored seeing the same post everyday when i come visit so i decided i should post :D

YOU KNOW YOU KNOW YOU KNOW :)
the sec ones LOOVVEEE HEART mr wee a lot a lot :D
hahahah he buys food :)

BUT BUT BUT.
he's a really nice and good coach too luh :)


AND AND AND.
thank you sec 3s for organising the camp!
:)

it was great fun and we bonded a lot more!
and we all came to the conclusion that SLEEPOVERS are fun; cos we get to talk crap in the middle of the night :D

RANDOM FACT:
nicola screams BEEHIANG! the first thing she wakes up!
:O

and yes I LOVE NYBT =DD

wheee. now the blog aint dead anymore! :)


JESSICA TAN <3

the main ingredient in stardom will be NYBT! ♥ 7:37 PM

okay hello people. im here to officially declare that this blog is on the verge of a very imminent death. yes. so please let's all do our part and revive it. x))

and about tiffany's previous post, WE SHOULD ALL BE INITIATIVE AND GO FIND COURTS IF WE CAN'T TRAIN IN SCHOOL. yea that's a promise sexayye captain mentor!! xD

andand let me tell you how blur i can get.

my dear captain lili smsed me to tell me there's no trng on saturday because school closed and also that potluck is postponed. i think she sent it earlier but i only received it on a cold rainy morning and i was 90% stilll sleeping thus it didnt really register on my head.

SO on friday i spent the ENTIRE DAY watching tv and was very happy because i havent had a proper day of slacking for quite some time. well so on friday i purposely went to sleep earlier (well earlier than my normal sleeping time) so that i could wake up nice and early on saturday and have the energy TO GO FOR TRAINING ><

alright so me nice nice daddy woke up nice and early also to bring me to school.
so i got there and no one was there. so i thought maybe im just too early. and i was the earliest which was reasonable because it was 8.10am in the morning so thinking im the earliest would be logical. lol. alright. so i saw the bballers trng. so i thought hmm should have trng right since bballers can train. how wrong am i. well by now it was 8.20am.

so me being bored because my ipod was flat and i hafnt charged it. so i randomly opened my sms inbox and scrolled and scrolled until i saw the +88888 which was our dear lili's messsage. so i opened it and guess what i saw.

"hi! THIS SAT NO TRAINING! AND POTLUCK..."

so with that, i conclude my extremely dimwitted episode of being CRAZILY BLUR and causing daddy and i to lose a few hours of nicenice sleep.

prologue:
daddy had to turn back from toa payoh and fetch me home.

by now, im sure you would have laughed or at least smiled at SOTONGED me.

tata!
-mingming

the main ingredient in stardom will be NYBT! ♥ 2:20 PM

HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

our blogg is rotting :((((((
where did all the enthusiasm go to!

sigh so many holidays, so many trainings to be cancelled.
mr chan is talking rubbish, basketball had training on saturday and we cant train because it's the day after a public holiday? yeah yeah and we're so dumb huh.
anyway, this kinda thing is just gonna keep repeating itself over and over again so you all got to take matters into your own hands.
BOOK YOUR OWN COURTS LAH. all it takes is a little initiative.
but yeah, sometimes it's too last minute but i'm sure there are courts at ulu places that aren't booked yet (remember ULU pandan?). just take the trouble to go find courts and make your way there and we all can train already!
and this is not just the job of the captains, everyone should help to look too.
if we just accept things as they are, we're never gonna move ahead :((((

byebye!

love tiffany.

the main ingredient in stardom will be NYBT! ♥ 8:11 PM

w00t.

i am jessica TAN! i am at emily's house with all the other sec ones other than jiayun )):

ANYWAYS.
nicola is a bloody traitor to the sec ones cann!
we wanted to use emily's computer so nicola signed into msn with AN EMAIL WE DONT EVEN KNOW ABOUT, and guess what we saw? HER CONTACTS WERE ALL THE SENIORS AND SHE attempted TO ADD EMILY, BUT SHE TYPED HER EMAIL WRONGLY.

how smart.

and FYI, I BEAT HER AT POOL JUST NOW BWAHAHAHAHAH!


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hi! i am NiCola! yeahh! i was just bullied by the other sec1s!-gets poked by peijia,mh and jess tan-

erm...ok..i never add them because.......er....erm *laughs madly while others ask"BECAUSE WHAT?"* haha because i had this email hypershuttler@hotmail.com before i met them
so i forgot to add them coz i used my f_o_b_g_m@hotmail.com email more usually! so
i am sorry!!!!

haha ok...yeahhhh i won 3rd in the sports heat!!! yeahhhh! i am sooo pro! =)) yeahhhndsblv; rnghj hjmjhm

the main ingredient in stardom will be NYBT! ♥ 3:17 PM